Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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