Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
COCAINE IS GR8
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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