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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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