I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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