I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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