We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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