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Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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