Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just invented taco cereal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize