hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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