i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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