Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
How does one acquire holy water?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
