Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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