If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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