Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Duck Duck Cougar?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Randomize
