so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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