Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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