super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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