just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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