I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
What changed your mind?
Being sober
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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