we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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