She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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