At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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