I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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