He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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