Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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