I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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