Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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