i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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