Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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