you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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