Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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