bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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