He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
