I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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