I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I wish you could order shots online.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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