I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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