Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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