Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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