I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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