Me. At least after what I've been through.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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