question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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