Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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