They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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