someone owes me an orgasm
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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