bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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