I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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