can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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