I'm really into asian looking animals
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he asked for my myspace name.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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