new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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