DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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