Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I skipped work to stalk him.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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