As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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