it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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