Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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