dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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