When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
smell my finger.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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