I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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