I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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