i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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